anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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