now i know why i became what i already was.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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