accomplished twins. life is a go
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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