she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Sext me about skeletons
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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