Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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