no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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