WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
