Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Randomize
