But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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