Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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