I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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