she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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