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(704): View more from North Carolina

Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best

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(913): View more from Kansas

I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.

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(239): View more from Florida

He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?

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(607): View more from New York

This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.

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Zombies?

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Zombies.

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