She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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