similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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