we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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