she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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