I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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