Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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