I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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