he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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