I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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