Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
The best revenge is premature balding
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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