Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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