'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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