we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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