Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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