Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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