bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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