didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Randomize
