I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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