One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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