she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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