He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
