Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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