no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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