C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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