it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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