Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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