if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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