Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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