'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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