I showed him my bush... on skype.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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