On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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