No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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