i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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