let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We named our party play list daddy issues
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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