Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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