On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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