okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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