so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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